You and Me baby


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swiftingthrough:

oh my god

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midshipmanschmidt:

this-tea-tastes-like-sleep:

Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life

I LIVE HERE


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bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing


Via Semper Fidelis


sapper-mike:

‘Murica



dr-archeville:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sending notes in class so they learned elvish

Do keep in mind there’s a difference between translation and transliteration/transcription.


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diamondsanddogtaggs:

hahah yes! 

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punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.



we-gotta-be-crazy:

Buck’s awesome new collar.
And “sorry your manhood will be taken tomorrow” gift….



theonus:

rickytee:

lovetheburnandrun:

zebra-eyelash:

gettin-nakie-outside:

zopeand:

inebriatedpony:

I will always reblog the military and kittens.

I swear the guy in the photo is Awesome

get it? get it?

Nah, he’s just awesome in… General…

i am so done

I am so happy that happened.

He’s a Sergeant, dipshits.

Sergeant Awesome


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